Below are 14 hilariously funny quotes about marriage I collected from the internet.

#4 and #12 are my favorites! What’s yours?

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  1. Marriage is a workshop… where husband works and wife shops…
  2. Women marry men hoping they will change; men marry women hoping they will not.
  3. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. [michel de montaigne]
  4. A happily married man is one who understand every word that his wife didn’t say.
  5. A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.
  6. Marriage: betting someone half your crap that you’ll love them forever.
  7. Marriage: it doesn’t matter how baddass your character is, you still have to face the wife when you get home
  8. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband!
  9. The most successful marriages are based on lies. [dr. house MD]
  10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. [zsa zsa gabor]
  11. Marriage is when a man looses his bachelor degree and woman get her marsters degree.
  12. The four most important words in any marriage: “I’ll do the dishes.
  13. Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.
  14. When I said ‘I do’ I didn’t mean laundry.

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